...a little funny.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit

going to those places. --Henny Youngman

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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can

be the designated driver. --Jay Leno

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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win

or lose. --Darrin Weinberg

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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life in

which you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. --Fran

Lebowitz

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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a

coffin. --H.L. Mencken

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It ain't so much the things you don't know that get you in trouble.

It's the things you know that just ain't so. --Artimus Ward

....i guess if they write you a monthly check you still need them. I would go to work. Even archiving.

Topeka Habitat for Humanity (THFH) needs your help!

All Hands in for Topeka Habitat Greetings! Topeka Habitat for Humanity (THFH) needs your help!  Due to the ceiling collapse in our ReStore in March, we had an urgent need for safe and affordable housing of our own. We did not have the luxury of fundraising for months or years in advance and just like our partner families, we are relying on the community support to make our dream home a reality. As you might be aware, THFH has executed a contract to purchase the White Star building (121 NE Gordon) in the historic NOTO district. This was made possible due to a large donation towards the down payment from Fred Berry of the Berry Companies. THFH needs your help in fundraising the remaining portion of the down payment.  We must raise the remaining down payment of $50,000 by May 12th, 2016 for the purchase to be successful. We need your help! Once in our new location, THFH will be able to expand our ReStore operations, host community builds, offer vocational training of employable building trade and retail skills and bolster our service to the community. This move is monumental for THFH and we need your support.  Please consider an immediate donation.  Donations can be mailed to our THFH offices at 2907 C Topeka Blvd, Topeka, KS 66611.  Donation can also be made online  Donate Here or on our crowd funding page Crowd Rise. Topeka Habitat is a 501c3 organization, all charitable contributions are tax deductible. Thank you for your continued support, Janice Watkins                                         Nikki MacMillan Executive Director                                    Director of Community Engagment Topeka Habitat for Humanity                    Topeka Habitat for Humanity exec@topekahabitat.org                          volunteer@topekahabitat.org 785-234-4322                                           785-234-4322

From about May 2014...........

"Talking Body"  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlYbDjwBe2Y

Bed, stay in bed
The feeling of your skin locked in my head
Smoke, smoke me broke
I don't care I'm down for what you want

Day drunk into the night
Wanna keep you here
Cause you dry my tears
Yeah, summer lovin' and fights
How it is for us
And it's all because

Now if we're talking body
You got a perfect one
So put it on me
Swear it won't take you long
If you love me right
[Explicit:] We fuck for life
[Clean:] We love for life
On and on and on

Now if we're talking body
You got a perfect one
So put it on me
Swear it won't take you long
If you love me right
[Explicit:] We fuck for life
[Clean:] We love for life
On and on and on

Love, give me love
Anything you want I'll give it up
Lips, lips I kiss
Bite me while I taste your fingertips

Day drunk into the night
Wanna keep you here
Cause you dry my tears
Yeah, summer lovin' and fights
How it is for us
And it's all because

Now if we're talking body
You got a perfect one
So put it on me
Swear it won't take you long
If you love me right
[Explicit:] We fuck for life
[Clean:] We love for life
On and on and on

Now if we're talking body
You got a perfect one
So put it on me
Swear it won't take you long
If you love me right
[Explicit:] We fuck for life
[Clean:] We love for life
On and on and on

(Uh uh)
Bodies!
Our baby making bodies we just use for fun
Bodies!
Let's use them up 'til every little piece is gone
(Let's go)
On and on and on
(Let's go)
On and on
(Let's go)
(Oohhh)

Now if we're talking body
You got a perfect one
So put it on me
Swear it won't take you long
If you love me right
[Explicit:] We fuck for life
[Clean:] We love for life
On and on and on

Now if we're talking body
You got a perfect one
So put it on me
Swear it won't take you long
If you love me right
[Explicit:] We fuck for life
[Clean:] We love for life
On and on and on

Now if we're talking body
Put it on me
If you love me right
[Explicit:] We fuck for life
[Clean:] We love for life
On and on and on

Now if we're talking body
You got a perfect one
So put it on me
Swear it won't take you long
If you love me right
[Explicit:] We fuck for life
[Clean:] We love for life
On and on and on

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