I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit
going to those places. --Henny Youngman
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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can
be the designated driver. --Jay Leno
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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win
or lose. --Darrin Weinberg
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life in
which you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. --Fran
Lebowitz
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a
coffin. --H.L. Mencken
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It ain't so much the things you don't know that get you in trouble.
It's the things you know that just ain't so. --Artimus Ward
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